Alexis and Sassy return for a holiday-week episode full of unhinged energy, throat tickles, and serious beauty tea. It starts with summer colds and quickly spins into a conversation about lip flips, neuromodulators, and how Alexis ends up soaking the table every time she takes a sip with her freshly flipped lips. Sassy confesses her love for chin filler and shouts out her go-to injector, Kelly Morgan, for knowing exactly how to enhance her face without overdoing it.

The duo can’t stop talking about the viral facelift from Guadalajara that’s all over TikTok. The 51-year-old woman looks decades younger, and it sends them down a rabbit hole of post-op care, hyperbaric chambers, and celeb surgeon comparisons. They break down Khloe Kardashian’s newly released aesthetic list, debate the cost of Kris Jenner’s facelift, and rave about the underrated power of bio-stimulators like Sculptra. Laser hair removal, salmon sperm facials, and a sprinkle of Love Island drama round out the ride.

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